Finally, Playgirl has released some Levi Johnston photos that show a little skin. Levi said it would be done tastefully and people would not be disappointed. Well, I don't know how you accomplish both of those goals. So far, I'm disappointed. I don't want "tasteful." I want Levi measuring his erect penis against a hockey stick. I want Levi straddling Todd Palin's snowmobile, hollering, "This is how I rode your daughter!" I want a shot of Levi squatting over a toilet, wiping himself with pages from "Going Rogue." Tasteful? I was hoping for a pictorial directed by John Waters. A Coppertone ad may be as racy as we can hope for.
Levi is my hero. Only he could tweak the sensibilities of the Palins so deftly. I love that he's dishing the Palin dirt little by little. Keep us wanting more. As he reveals that Sarah Palin calls Trig her "retarded baby" he maintains that there's a lot more where that came from. Fifteen minutes extended.
Our man Levi was in New York City last week with Jon Gosselin. The media reported that the elder Jon was giving Levi advice. About what? How to make America hate you? Levi's doing pretty well for himself. If nothing else, it's totally hot that a Alaskan guy who was wrapped up in a fancy suit and forced onstage at the Republican National Convention is now cool with gay men gawking at his nude body, and hangs with our girl, Kathy Griffin.
