10. Invite me to the Holiday Inn to hear an inspiring presentation from your new "friend."
9. When I decline, try to sell me your "friend's" water purification system anyway.
8. Forward me an email that says I'm a total ass if I don't send it to 20 of my friends.
7. Don't tip.
6. Own a Hummer.
5. Send me an email about a missing child, Bill Gates and AOL giving away money, lead in lipstick, or a terminally ill young poet before checking its veracity on snopes.com.
4. Ask me if I "know" Jesus.
3. Litter.
2. Don't vote.
1. Start a sentence with "I heard on Fox News that..."
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hey thanks marty for this one, lol. i'm sure i've probably done a few of these, but i could never remember the site for checking to see if things were real or not. now i have it in my favorites. :D love ya! Kelli
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