Sunday, November 20, 2005

Weekend Update

The fake news:

Former Mousketeer, Christina Aguilera, has married music executive Jordan Bratman in a Saturday evening ceremony in Napa Valley. Security was extremely tight, on the mistaken assumption that anyone cared.












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President Bush visited Mongolia on Sunday to thank the country for its vital role in the broad U.S.-led coalition in Iraq. Bush praised the 131 Mongolian troops in Iraq for successfully fulfilling their mission: goat herding duty.









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On Friday, Senate Republicans refused to take a vote on a proposed resolution honoring the musical career of Bruce Springsteen and the 30th anniversary of his blockbuster album "Born to Run." The snub is apparently due to Springsteen's support of the Kerry/Edwards campaign in 2004. "We don't have time for these kinds of resolutions. We have serious work to do," said Majority Leader Bill Frist. In other news, the Senate passed a resolution today naming John Ashcroft "World's Best Singer Ever."



1 comment:

LesleyinNM said...

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